Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
My brain's logic....
theepichumor: In my case Im still fucking scared of all of those things … a spider that size you can step on with a boot of course… but a killer doll,a shark and a popular classic slasher… I don’t think a spider would be the worst of my problems.. :3
galifianafuck: if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will: take car go to mum’s kill phil grab liz go to the winchester have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
TUMBLR GROUP HUG!!! (reblog to join)
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the...
lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny)
I want a Fro and I listen to Frou Frou: 7... →
sifu-kisu: By:David Dietle August 17, 2010 1 Let’s pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren’t already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in…
deadb1ogger: FIRMLY GRASP IT
cant read my cant read my no u cant read my internet history
when your song comes on in the club . . .
flyinether: kiddafro: black people : white people :
yao-i: Ring around the rosie A pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes 1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
That awkward moment when two people are making out...
WHEN I READ THE LABEL: ONE SIZE FITS ALL
Man Stabs Himself, Throws Intestines at Cops →
aishaneko: tapiocca: kiriiv: tinybro: umbrellaboss: the-bookish-dark: criminalxintent: feelingkindawoozy: greyscreations: ashleymichaele: system—-meltdown: ihaveabutt: anticapitalist: A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them. The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J.,...
*Girl walks up wearing Nirvana shirt*
Me: Do you know who Krist Novoselic is?
Me: He was in Nirvana.
Me: Honestly officer she fell in front of the bus.
Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your...
melancholycontent: nekochan1231: deathfeathers: hundred and hundreds of AUs ‘An?’ No, many…Like, one for each fandom I have ever been apart of ever. Who doesn’t have an imaginary life in their head? Conformist ._.
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard: We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
This blog is run by someone who is way too...